Name: Intentional Self-Inflicted Nutshot
Pain Score: 10 out of 10
Number Of Testicles Shattered: 3
Probable Drug Involved: Cocaine
Ummm...what? Did this kid not have a skateboard? Did he want to field test his new adamantium cup? Look, I feel like I should write pages and pages detailing every single reason this is...just...wrong. But there is no explanation. Why would someone do this? It's a fate worse than death.