Name: Guy Gets Hit In The Nuts By Bambi
Confusion Factor: 9
Antlers Present: None
This one was a bit confusing to me. Either the person videotaping this was the cameraman for The Blair Witch Project or they were high on PCP. Either way, the journey you take through nature and potential shame is hard to make out and just a bit blurry, like my junk. If this one turns out to be real, it could bump up by 3 points. If it's not genuine or exaggerated at all, stick it at a 1 or 2. If that deer had been a 10 point buck, we could have been looking at a nutshot of historical proportions. But it had to be Bambi. Dumb.