Jan 16, 2009


Name: Rocket In The Nuts
Number of Nuts Hit: 0
Pain Level: 0 out of 10
Score: -7

Normally I wouldn't waste my time with this, but when someone leads me to believe that there's a nutshot coming and fail to deliver, I feel like a small part of me dies. It's like promising a little kid that you'll take him to Disneyland and then lighting him on fire instead. If you watch this clip closely, the guy standing over the rocket acts like he just took a shot to the jewels, but it actually hits him in the side of the leg. There's no way that guy is hanging that low in his jeans. Unless that guy is me, which it's not. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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